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“Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” He said slightly overdoing the ‘h’s

On drains, gutters, gullies and gardens.

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Rollicking on the boilerplate of life

One which is mostly a contemplation on the purpose of spam, pigs, salad cream and a brief mention of Horatio's garden in Glasgow.

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A Pavlova Built from Latex Slices

In which the reputations of solicitors are called into question, leaves are admired, we fly RyanAir and produce a new episode of intoGardens

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“Beware the Tendrils of the Vine, my Son” he warned

It is Moscow Flower Show again. There will be meat, some eccentricity, gardens and dancing.

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While watching the caryatids shimmy

Moving on. Moving up. Moving out. The curtains draw closed upon Blackpitts...

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He had breath like fruitcake and gossamer

In which Three Men dress as cowboys and I worry about computers and old age.

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